Dancin' on the Deck by InvisibleAvatar, literature
Literature
Dancin' on the Deck
With my eyepatch on and my wooden leg,
With my cutlass in hand and parrot called Meg,
With an 'Avast, ye lubbers.'
And a 'Shiver me timbers.'
And a load of dancin' on me deck
'Cause I be a pirate on the seven seas
With a hundred men but half as many knees,
And we'll steal yer women and we'll steal yer gold,
And we'll keep 'em with the rum and the weevils in the hold,
And then we'll go a-dancin' on me deck
Yarr, I got one hand and this 'ere hook,
It'll cost ye a doubloon if ye wanna take a look,
Now I din't a lose it fightin' like your meant,
No, I lost it one day in an accident,
'Cause I tripped while dancin' on me deck
(shout
...just to watch him die.
Remember kids: shooting men just to watch them die is wrong. You should always have a valid reason for shooting a man, looking at you funny, stealing your soul or eating your sandwich are all good reasons. Watching men die isn't even all that interesting as I can now attest to.
Much better to have tickled a man in Reno just to watch him laugh. So, in the spirit of Project Mayhem, that is your homework for this week: tickle a stranger until they can stand no more or you have been arrested. I pity the judge who has to sentence you for 'malicious tickling' with a straight face.
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...come in all shapes and sizes. Don't touch it, report it... Least that's what the poster outside my office says. So, if you've got a suspicious package then report it. To me. And then send it over. That'd liven my day up a bit and if it actually turns out to be a bomb and I get blown up then at least you'll have a tale to tell...
...A shadowy flight into the world of a man who does not exist... Invisible Avatar, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law... doo diddle doo, doo diddle doo, doo diddle doo doo doo...
First person to tell me where that intro comes from gets a free request of their choice.
You're most welcome. Um... i've kind of taken the liberty of painting a copy of one of your paintings as I loved it so much. I know I should probably have asked first and I hope that you're not offended.
Hope you see it as 'imitation is the sincerest form of flattery' rather than 'copyright infringement is a very serious matter'.
If you want me to take it down then I will happily do so and you have my apologies in advance.